illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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hold up! my Eugene krabs from spongebob, the krusty krabs boss. OMG! i just fucked up this 400,000 note post. sorry guys.

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic)